If you haven’t caught this news headline yet, get ready to be wowed by one person’s moronic ramblings and the hilarity of her stupidity. It was revealed a couple of days ago that the president of the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland is, in fact, batshit crazy.
Rebecca Martinson had written a letter to her sorority sisters about what it really means to be a member of their sorority. Nevermind the do-gooder ideals that grace their website, which include promoting education and and cultural interests. Life at Delta Gamma is, in Martinson’s opinion, all about pleasing their fraternity brothers over at Sigma Nu.
The letter was leaked online, and can be read in its entirety here.
So moving on from some of the unbelievable things that were soapboxed from her lofty presidential mountaintop, the folks over at FunnyOrDie have used it as fuel for parody. They brought in the honourable Michael Shannon, soon to be seen on screen as General Zod in Man of Steel, to read the letter. He definitely brings a tangible but hilarious evil to the letter’s tone. The ominous music is also… pure gold.
NSFW for language.