I think the greatest lesson to take away here is that Cornwall, Ontario has a city-wide corn-on-the-cob fest. And I… would like to go to there.
Watch a young Ryan Gosling give us a tour of his home town, corn and all, back when he was just a regular ol’ Mouseketeering kid with boatloads of charm. Seriously, young Gosling has more swagger than I’ll have in my entire lifetime.
Watch him dance in the ruins of a cathedral! He is, and always has been, the man.